A (fictitious) sexually transmitted disease contracted through the act of sodomizing oneself with a bagel. The name originates from a combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Panera", where delicious bagels are sold.
Note: The disease cannot be contracted by properly engaging in sexual intercourse with a bagel.
Note: The disease cannot be contracted by properly engaging in sexual intercourse with a bagel.
Did you hear? Joey was diagnosed with Panarea the other day. I told him shoving a bagel up his ass was dangerous!
by Confirmologist6969 December 29, 2016